Girls are Weird

Exercising is so hard. Waking up to exercise is even harder. I need motivation. I realized that if i flex extra hard, you can see my two pack! Interesting, ey? After my shower, i usually walk into my room in a towel. I lotion before i put anything on, but while i was lotioning the housekeeper knocked. Oi. She usually comes in before or after my shower, so at least i expected it. I started scurrying to the bed and grabbing one of my big night shirts to wear. This always happens. Last time she came i hurled myself into my bed and covered myself with sheets. I now know that she has no intentions of seeing me naked. Oh, wonderful. That would've been a really weird encounter. She's really cool thought. Every time i pass her, she's watching some telenova with her buddies and i always wave.

Last night, i had late-night ramen. I was so darned hungry. Before i settled on ramen i tested my banh mi. I got three loaves Sunday and i had one left. It was a little stale and the bread was hard. I tested the meat and chewed a couple pieces before deciding to toss it out and eat ramen. I had a mini-tummy ache when i woke up. What does that mean? I should fight my urge to eat at night! Yes! Lately i've been seeing a trend. People are getting married/engaged. I don't know if that's a wise decision or a rash decision. With marriage comes a baby carriage! Sometimes unconventional families have it hard. For example, gay parents. I don't like how there are some restrictions when it comes to adoption. Does it matter? What matter is if they are capapbel of being good parents. Would you rather be brought up in a home with abusive parents or a loving home, disregarding gender. It might be hard for the child to live in a world with big social barriers, but it's just another obstacle. Sometimes America amazes me. With problems like this, i don't like how some people are ungrateful. Some think that their life is horrible and they have it "tough." Buck up, it's life. Everyone says life is unfair, you just have to get used to it. Rather than complain about your have nots, be happy about what you do have. I guess i'm irked because i see so many people complain about how sucky their life is. Granted, i complain but i never sulk about my awful, pathetic life (because it's not!!). Sigh. I guess i can't really say much because i've been blessed with a crazy, loving famiLe. I don't know how i run on tangents.

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What do you think when you see this picture? Major beer belly? Lazy couch potato? Pregnant? It's a crazy thought, but it's possible. A male pregnant? Isn't that the craziest thought. The man's name is Thomas Beatie. He's happily married and giving birth to a baby girl in July. beatie was actually born female, but had gender reassignment surgery to become legally recognized as a male. The couple desperately wanted a child, but couldn't because the wife had a hysterectomy. He was still able to become pregnant because he kept his female organs when he switched genders. He had reconstructed his chest and had testosterone therapy. Before becoming preggars, he stopped the therapy. His menstrual cycle began again and he started taking different estrogen induced drugs to aid his pregnancy. Crazy things like this can happen! I commend these people.

I went to a fashion show today. Now that was a lot of people. The fashion show featured black heritage/fashion. I forgot the name and what it was called, something EBONY. It was fun. The models were pretty and some of the clothes were nice/weird/ugly/questionable. There was this oen model that looked like a man. It was weird. Everything was smooth up until the show ended. Traffic was horrible! If you've been around asian traffic, you can imagine how black traffic feels like. It's just awful. There were two lanes, one going in and one going out. People were in a mad rush trying to get out. My sis was telling me to do some illegal stuff and i told her no. She got upset and was mean to me for awhile. What the heck? I don't want to get a ticket by the officer standing at the gate. Then i took directions wrong. I don't understand GPS lingo. It makes me think too hard. I can't be distracted when i'm driving. How long, How much, What is 500 yards? Sigh. At least it recalculates when i miss a turn. Just awful. Then, it was really hot in the car so i turn on the a.c and she goes, "are you hot?" Of course i'm hot. Why else would i turn it on. But of course, she takes precedent in everything because she's king wherever she goes. I don't hold grudges, but she held one for a long time. I didn't even know she was upset with me until i started talking and she snapped back. Geez. Girls are just insane.

Cute picture of the day.

Llama or puppy?