Wednesday, March 26

Girl Drama

The worst part about sleeping is knowing that you have to wake up extra early the next day. All in all, the day was ok. I was so happy after my second class. I was skipping around because i only had 2 more classes to go before i get to have my nap! I don't know how people go on without nap intervals. College has renewed my appreciation for naps. It makes you feel a whole lot better when you get an hour or two in during the day.

Today, i'm mildly fueled by annoyance. What other subject than about girls? I'm pretty sure guys have a different level of annoying, but i haven't met a lot of boys that really push my buttons. I've met a lot of girls though. I'm not surprised because the girl guy ratio is like 60:40, yuck. so what kind of girls am i going to talk about today? The snotty girls that think they are the shiznit. They walk around with their nose in the air thinking that they own the place. I don't know what's in their head, but they really need a big dose of reality. My school is full of that stuff. These are the girls that dress up for class, heels and all. Their face is caked on with three inches of makeup and they are sporting an orange hue from fake baking. It's college, why dress up? Who will you impress? I know i just dab on a little concealer and mascara, but that's as good as it gets. I change into outer wear, but i don't go as far as wearing stilettos. That's not the worst of it. When you pass the girls or they pass you, they give you a once over. Some girls are good at it, but most of the time you can tell that they are mentally comparing you to themselves. The way it goes is, a snotty girl will walk past you. She will Look you up and down and start mentally assessing you. She will then rank you on a scale as a.) better than her b.) below her c.) equal to her. How do i know this? Because that's what i see. The answer is in the way the snotty girls act and how they just look at you. It happens everyday. What's funny is that when i start to become friends with them, they realize that their first impression of me was totally wrong/off. In high school, i remember my guy friend thought that i was a snooty bitch. When we became good friends, he told me that he was so wrong and was glad that he was wrong. I'm glad too! I don't want to be known as a snooty bitch because i'm not. Some girls think i'm in my own realm of all-things-happy because i'm smiling all the time and have extra energy to spare. I am that, but i have substance...and a few bad days. Girls are crazy and i don't think i can stand the mix of "crazy/hot stuff-shiznit/snotty/butthole" all in one. That's a bit too much to handle and i commend girls who can befriend those types of people.

If you've been reading, you probably know that i'm a huge fan of dancing with the stars. I can safely say, i now know why Priscilla Presley's face is messed up. I knew something was wrong. I thought she went botox happy, but apparently it's a bigger, messier problem.

That was her before picture. I think this was Priscilla in '88. I don't see why she needed any fixing. She was gorgeous already. It's quite sad. When i saw her dancing, i was transfixed on her face. There were no wrinkles, laugh lines, emotion or anything. I barely saw her crack a smile. Well, she has reason to be. Presley was one of the victims of a botox scam by a doctor that was nicknamed Dr. Jiffy Tube. This is because he injected Presley's face with industrial, low-grade silicone - the substance used to lubricate car parts. [read more here] Poor thing thought she was getting the best botox out there. That left her with a lot of problems. "Watching the show, you can see that a whole group of things has gone wrong. There is no movement at all in her face, no expression. No expert in botox would leave you like that. Her chin is too masculine and wide. It's too big of an implant. It looks manly. Her eyes are smaller. It looks like someone used too much filler around them. Her mouth is uneven. It's almost like a Bell's palsy on one side, as if there's been nerve damage." Those are harsh words coming from a botox expert. I don't get why Presley would do such a thing. You would think she would look up the person's credibility. the crazy things women do for beauty.

I'm going camping soon. crazy thought.

Cute picture of the day.

Surprise! When you finish your cup of coffee a little friend is waiting to say hello.
What a darling concept.

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