Fat girls are the end of me.
Kid you not...this just happened:
Me: Can I use that Mac charger?
Fat Roomie (FR): That's Skinny Roomie's (SR) charger.
Me: Everyone has a Mac, it's going to work for mine, too.
FR: Well, it's charging.
Me: She's...not...here?
FR: It's not done charging.
Me: She's...not...here.
Seriously, you big dumbass! It's not like I'm going to steal her freaken charger. Why should I get out my charger when there is one available? I don't know if this is asking too much (I DON'T THINK SO!) but can't we all share? SR isn't even here to use her laptop.
You think I'm mean about FR, but if you are fat and eating macaroni and cheese (real time) in front of me-- don't talk to me. Don't sit on your lazy ass saying you're going to start eating healthy when you're stuffing your face with fritos, trying to convince that it's "healthy."
Me: Can I use that Mac charger?
Fat Roomie (FR): That's Skinny Roomie's (SR) charger.
Me: Everyone has a Mac, it's going to work for mine, too.
FR: Well, it's charging.
Me: She's...not...here?
FR: It's not done charging.
Me: She's...not...here.
Seriously, you big dumbass! It's not like I'm going to steal her freaken charger. Why should I get out my charger when there is one available? I don't know if this is asking too much (I DON'T THINK SO!) but can't we all share? SR isn't even here to use her laptop.
You think I'm mean about FR, but if you are fat and eating macaroni and cheese (real time) in front of me-- don't talk to me. Don't sit on your lazy ass saying you're going to start eating healthy when you're stuffing your face with fritos, trying to convince that it's "healthy."
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