Public Restrooms

I must say, one of the most awkward things is to be in a public restroom and hearing someone take a massive dump. All you hear are the noises and then...comes the smell. That's some nasty shiz. I just finished peeing when I see this old lady hobble into a stall. She starts mumbling to herself and then this loud noise comes from her. I was so disgusted and amused at the same time. Disgusted because the dump was nasty as heck; amused because she was a little old lady. She might've been deemed cute if not for the sharting episode.

What I also don't get is why people don't like to wash their hands, especially after they take a dump. That's right, little old lady did not wash her hands.

Bathroom drama.