A Rufi Story
True story -
A guy in the house i live in "accidentally" walked into my friends room after a long night of drinking and watching movies. He undressed himself until he was buck naked and plopped onto the bed. Sometime during the night, he pissed all over himself, the bed, and the pillows. My friend comes home around 3 to find a naked guy in a pool of piss on her bed. Naturally, she makes a scene and finds help. Help arrived and the guy put on his clothes and provided an explanation - "I remember finishing a movie, coming up the stairs and taking out my contacts...but then i blacked out. I must've been rufied." There was no apology, no remorse, just a stupid excuse. What a dumb fart.
This isn't a palpable story. I mean, if he was "drugged," he would've balcked out long before the movie and the contacts. It's funny because when the people woke him up, he seemed fine and very cohesive. As if to prove a point, he went to get tested and, of course, they came out negative.
A guy in the house i live in "accidentally" walked into my friends room after a long night of drinking and watching movies. He undressed himself until he was buck naked and plopped onto the bed. Sometime during the night, he pissed all over himself, the bed, and the pillows. My friend comes home around 3 to find a naked guy in a pool of piss on her bed. Naturally, she makes a scene and finds help. Help arrived and the guy put on his clothes and provided an explanation - "I remember finishing a movie, coming up the stairs and taking out my contacts...but then i blacked out. I must've been rufied." There was no apology, no remorse, just a stupid excuse. What a dumb fart.
This isn't a palpable story. I mean, if he was "drugged," he would've balcked out long before the movie and the contacts. It's funny because when the people woke him up, he seemed fine and very cohesive. As if to prove a point, he went to get tested and, of course, they came out negative.
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