The Brazilian Job

The Pipettes - Judy

I don't know if i like to hear eavesdrop-gossip. I was at work yesterday night and accidentally overheard girls talking. "Accidentally" because i didn't mean/care to hear about whatever they were talking about. It was all really stupid. They were on fb, checking up on guys that they really liked. The only problem was that this one girl didn't know the guys name. She met him at a party, gave him her number and then went separate ways. I don't know how smart that is, but it's her choice. Since we do have a huge rumor mill here, i wasn't surprised i recognized her. She has a rep of being stupid and easy. Yuck. I would hate to be known as that.

I stayed up till 1.30 yesterday watching t.v with my friend. Our stomachs were grumbling and i know for me, that was the reason why i was still up. You know the whole constipation scare? I just need to exercise and drink more water. Sitting on my rump all day guzzling DP is not going to do anything for me. When i woke up, i exercised with my two buddies. It was fun until i got tired and sat on my rump again. I think i was just looking forward to a nice shower. While i was drying myself in my room, someone knocked on the door. I figured it was the housekeeper, so i said, "come in" and stood behind the wall so she couldn't see my naked self. Unfortunately, it wasn't her. My friend came by asking for lotion. So i had to slip on some clothes and let her in. I really wanted to wear a dress today, but my legs were really hairy. I haven't shaved in a long, long time. So i walked in to the bathroom, preparing my legs for a good shave. I took the can of shaving cream and waited for some of it to spill out on my hand. Aiyo! I forgot that i used it all last time! So i threw that can away and grabbed showering gel as a substitute. It's not all that bad. As long as you thoroughly lather yourself, you won't get razor burn. I would suggest to wait until you are out of the shower to shave with shower gel. Now my legs are super smooth and super happy.

Since i'm on the topic of shaving, my friends and i had an interesting talk yesterday about the Brazilian job down under. The problem is that they don't want anyone to see their area. Rightly so, because that's what freaks me out the most. Alternatives? I told my friend to get an epilator.
That looks scary, huh? Well, you should be afraid. It's a device that mechanically grasps multiple hairs simultaneously and pulls them out. This is similar to waxing. Epilation can be painful to some people because, as with waxing, it involves pulling hair out of the roots. Because of the pain involved being particularly bad on the first epilation of an area, some people prefer to have the area professionally waxed first, then use epilation to remove regrowth. I heard this thing really hurts. I imagine it's worse than waxing because at least with wax, you can get a lot out in one strip. One pull and it's over. It would be nice to have this device though. I can readily do my armpits without having to apply cream and worry about a razor. Epilation also lasts longer than shaving. With all the pros, i still don't think it can overshadow the fact that it hurts. I'm a huge wuss! Hmm, i don't know, i'm still considering it.